You can bet on Murphy’s Law
the minute I write on this spare,
I’m going to need it, but here it goes.
I am from the bottom of a hatch.
I come from a four-door P.T. Cruiser
that bless her heart can’t get over 60
without huffing and puffing.
Sometimes, it’s Bach, other times it’sTim McGraw,
Most of the time it’s Positive & Encouraging K-Love.
I don’t mind the town’s cobbled roads
and streets like Roberts, and Bradford
because it all works well for me.